Tony
I am the progenitor god. The creator of the Toon-i-Verse and webmaster extraordinaire. I grew tired of my previous reality and opted to start a new one. A better one. A universe with a wh…
Tony knows where everything is
Search the documented Toon-i-Verse: comics, characters, blog posts, and the dearly—or temporarily—departed.
I am the progenitor god. The creator of the Toon-i-Verse and webmaster extraordinaire. I grew tired of my previous reality and opted to start a new one. A better one. A universe with a wh…
You don't create Mr. Race Car and a stellar Rom-Com screenplay without feeling a bit creatively burned out. Don't worry folks, I will be back. And without me around, I expect everything I…
All I'm saying...I think it would be really funny if you had a movie where the first 98% is classic Rom-Com. All the tropes, all the structure of a successful, heart-warming romantic come…
Tony may have a bit of a god complex
Webmaster Tony is a busy bee trying to get this website up and running. Buzz buzz
The Robo-Tony saga continues...again this one made much more sense at the time. I had been making the switch from Illustrator to Procreate, so the styles were changing a lot, and this was…
Behold, Robo-Tony! This one makes a bit less sense these days, the order of these strips used to be a bit different
This episode requiring googling the natural predators of blue jays. The lengths I go to for this comic series
The era of Tony is done. Prepare yourself for Chaz's Borp-i-Verse
Camus wrote "One must imagine Sisyphus happy." I prefer to imagine Sisyphus as a Race Car (Vroom Vroom!), who has an infinite amount of paperwork before he can race. We'll see if Camus wa…
Look it's not like they're going to overthrow me. I'm just riffing - Tony
It is kind of weird calling someone a dish, right? - Tony
Evidently, Ray and May don't have good senses of humor. - Tony
I'll be honest, I'm getting pretty sick and tired of Otto's complaints - Tony
I do not appreciate "constructive" criticism. - Tony
What is life without some adversity and conflict? I'll answer that...it's boring to me. My creations should really appreciate the effort I put into introducing excitement into their lives…
I don't know why, but I get a great amount of joy and amusement from Otto's struggles - Tony
The leader of a cult dedicated to the worship of Tony. She grew up hearing stories about their wise and benevolent creator…and struggles to square that with the reality of Tony.
The VERY FIRST of what will become weekly Wednesday blog posts — featuring Tony in the Superior Iron Man suit.
[Guest written by Tony]. Mr. Glug is a goldfish who has to drink to breathe. He is one of the creations I’m proudest of.
Big enterprise means big smiles! - Supreme Emperor Chaz Zorpian
A real Borp-i-Verse requires real structures. Hence, I'm opening up the Borp-i-Verse to new residents from the inter-dimensional travel lanes, and letting businesses move in. Things are c…
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They're quite crafting inventors, these Borp Zorpians - Tony
Remember, this is a full blown toon-i-verse. There are a lot of other cartoon planets out there - Tony
Well, this made me laugh. Surely Ray and May will find the humor in it too? - Tony
Boy, Garrett sure changed up his aesthetic. I think this look suits him better - Tony
Someday Otto will see the humor in this. I already find it very funny - Tony
Once again, Mr. Glug is perfection incarnate. My other creations are fine. But every parent has their favorite child, and Mr. Glug is that alcoholic child for me. - Tony
The first appearance of the ever-unhelpful, Mortiss the Tortoise - Tony
Yeah, um, I’m Otto. I’m a sea otter. and I don’t know, I guess I’m just trying to sort my life out. I thought I had things figured out, but then my girlfriend dumped me. I’m hoping to fig…
[Also guest written by Tony] a zany race of aliens who wield an impressive array of sci-fi weapons and inventions, but tend to be lacking in common sense.
In times of great emotional turbulence, you can always lean on Mr. Glug for support - Tony
Why do creator's always inflict pain on their creations? Answer: for the laughs - Tony
Behold! The splendor of the Toon-i-Verse starts here!
Tony’s a dick. May’s my lovely wife. Otto’s okay. And I’m a bluejay.