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Tony smiling while holding the Toon-i-Verse in his hands
Character

Tony

I am the progenitor god. The creator of the Toon-i-Verse and webmaster extraordinaire. I grew tired of my previous reality and opted to start a new one. A better one. A universe with a wh…

Tony's Vacation
Comic

Tony's Vacation

You don't create Mr. Race Car and a stellar Rom-Com screenplay without feeling a bit creatively burned out. Don't worry folks, I will be back. And without me around, I expect everything I…

Tony's Screenplay
Comic

Tony's Screenplay

All I'm saying...I think it would be really funny if you had a movie where the first 98% is classic Rom-Com. All the tropes, all the structure of a successful, heart-warming romantic come…

Blog

Webmaster Tony

Webmaster Tony is a busy bee trying to get this website up and running. Buzz buzz

Robo-Tony Part 2
Comic

Robo-Tony Part 2

The Robo-Tony saga continues...again this one made much more sense at the time. I had been making the switch from Illustrator to Procreate, so the styles were changing a lot, and this was…

Robo-Tony!
Comic

Robo-Tony!

Behold, Robo-Tony! This one makes a bit less sense these days, the order of these strips used to be a bit different

Real Estate Tony
Comic

Real Estate Tony

This episode requiring googling the natural predators of blue jays. The lengths I go to for this comic series

A New Leader
Comic

A New Leader

The era of Tony is done. Prepare yourself for Chaz's Borp-i-Verse

Mr. Race Car
Comic

Mr. Race Car

Camus wrote "One must imagine Sisyphus happy." I prefer to imagine Sisyphus as a Race Car (Vroom Vroom!), who has an infinite amount of paperwork before he can race. We'll see if Camus wa…

Meet the New Neighbors
Comic

Meet the New Neighbors

Look it's not like they're going to overthrow me. I'm just riffing - Tony

Tom the Tuna
Comic

Tom the Tuna

It is kind of weird calling someone a dish, right? - Tony

More Complaints
Comic

More Complaints

Evidently, Ray and May don't have good senses of humor. - Tony

Garrett the Goat
Comic

Garrett the Goat

I'll be honest, I'm getting pretty sick and tired of Otto's complaints - Tony

Something to Brood on
Comic

Something to Brood on

What is life without some adversity and conflict? I'll answer that...it's boring to me. My creations should really appreciate the effort I put into introducing excitement into their lives…

Divine Indifference
Comic

Divine Indifference

I don't know why, but I get a great amount of joy and amusement from Otto's struggles - Tony

Sally the Sheep wearing a purple robe
Character

Sally the Sheep

The leader of a cult dedicated to the worship of Tony. She grew up hearing stories about their wise and benevolent creator…and struggles to square that with the reality of Tony.

Blog

Happy Wednesday Dear Readers!

The VERY FIRST of what will become weekly Wednesday blog posts — featuring Tony in the Superior Iron Man suit.

Mr. Glug drinking from a bottle
Character

Mr. Glug

[Guest written by Tony]. Mr. Glug is a goldfish who has to drink to breathe. He is one of the creations I’m proudest of.

The Chaz Currency
Comic

The Chaz Currency

A real Borp-i-Verse requires real structures. Hence, I'm opening up the Borp-i-Verse to new residents from the inter-dimensional travel lanes, and letting businesses move in. Things are c…

A New Invention
Comic

A New Invention

They're quite crafting inventors, these Borp Zorpians - Tony

Behold the Borp Zorpians
Comic

Behold the Borp Zorpians

Remember, this is a full blown toon-i-verse. There are a lot of other cartoon planets out there - Tony

Spread your Wings
Comic

Spread your Wings

Well, this made me laugh. Surely Ray and May will find the humor in it too? - Tony

A Reasonable Request
Comic

A Reasonable Request

Boy, Garrett sure changed up his aesthetic. I think this look suits him better - Tony

Otto's Date
Comic

Otto's Date

Someday Otto will see the humor in this. I already find it very funny - Tony

Introduction of Ray and May
Comic

Introduction of Ray and May

Once again, Mr. Glug is perfection incarnate. My other creations are fine. But every parent has their favorite child, and Mr. Glug is that alcoholic child for me. - Tony

Mortiss the Tortoise
Comic

Mortiss the Tortoise

The first appearance of the ever-unhelpful, Mortiss the Tortoise - Tony

Otto the sea otter
Character

Otto

Yeah, um, I’m Otto. I’m a sea otter. and I don’t know, I guess I’m just trying to sort my life out. I thought I had things figured out, but then my girlfriend dumped me. I’m hoping to fig…

Two Borp Zorpians struggling with a flying saucer
Character

The Borp Zorpians

[Also guest written by Tony] a zany race of aliens who wield an impressive array of sci-fi weapons and inventions, but tend to be lacking in common sense.

The Post Breakup
Comic

The Post Breakup

In times of great emotional turbulence, you can always lean on Mr. Glug for support - Tony

Otto's Breakup
Comic

Otto's Breakup

Why do creator's always inflict pain on their creations? Answer: for the laughs - Tony

A Universe is Born
Comic

A Universe is Born

Behold! The splendor of the Toon-i-Verse starts here!

Ray the blue jay looking unimpressed
Character

Ray

Tony’s a dick. May’s my lovely wife. Otto’s okay. And I’m a bluejay.