Tony Presents
Meet the main denizens of the Toon-i-Verse.
I am the progenitor god. The creator of the Toon-i-Verse and webmaster extraordinaire.
I grew tired of my previous reality and opted to start a new one. A better one. A universe with a whimsical aesthetic which only slightly clashes with the tone of how I treat my creations.
But I know they love me…in spite of the occasional divine joke at their expense. And I’m so confident in their love for me, I’m letting them write their own bios.
Yeah, um, I’m Otto. I’m a sea otter. and I don’t know, I guess I’m just trying to sort my life out.
I thought I had things figured out, but then my girlfriend dumped me. I’m hoping to figure out a new path, but often times that seems to fade into the background, with Tony’s shenanigans…I mean, uh, acts of godliness in the forefront.
Okay, is that good? I’ll pass it off to my best bud, Ray.
Jesus, that’s what Ray wrote? Alright. I’m May, and I’m a loving, supportive wife, a compassionate friend, and a terrifying enemy. :)
[Guest written by Tony]. Mr. Glug is a goldfish who has to drink to breathe. He is one of the creations I’m proudest of.
[Also guest written by Tony] a zany race of aliens who wield an impressive array of sci-fi weapons and inventions, but tend to be lacking in common sense.
The leader of a cult dedicated to the worship of Tony. She grew up hearing stories about their wise and benevolent creator…and struggles to square that with the reality of Tony.