Mortality record 5 Identity sealed Date classified
“Epitaph withheld by departmental order.”
Status sealed
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Morp
Recorded “I'm not writing epitaphs for all the Borps that die” Still dead
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Reveal mortality record 5 The Toon-i-Verse memorial grounds
Tony's Graveyard
I keep the records. The universe keeps ignoring the word “final.” Some residents stayed dead. Some made it awkward. Spoilers live here.
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MEMORIALS
MEMORIALS
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Mortality record 4 Identity sealed Date classified
“Epitaph withheld by departmental order.”
Status sealed
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Tammy
Recorded “There is much less plastic in the sea now that Tammy's gone” Still dead
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Reveal mortality record 4 Mortality record 2 Identity sealed Date classified
“Epitaph withheld by departmental order.”
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May Jr.
Recorded “She flew too close to the S(hotg)un” Still dead
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Reveal mortality record 2 Mortality record 3 Identity sealed Date classified
“Epitaph withheld by departmental order.”
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Ray Jr.
Recorded “From a distance, he looked like an owl” Still dead
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Reveal mortality record 3 Mortality record 1 Identity sealed Date classified
“Epitaph withheld by departmental order.”
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Opal
Recorded “She's dead, Jim” Still dead
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Reveal mortality record 1